"One of the really fun things about going to Hogwarts this year is the new potions master, professor Grison."
"Oh yah, they don't call him 'Party Hearty Grison' for nothing. I swear he makes the best polymorph potion I've ever seen."
"Yes, you have to give him his due. You'd never believe that a 115 year old wizard could look that hot would you. Do you think he's drunk enough we could make a pass at him?"
"I don't know man; he'll probably remember everything in the morning. If he doesn't, he'll just brew up a memory potion and it will all come back to him."
"Hell, I'm going to risk it," said Jerry, putting away his wand. "Surely he's after some action looking like that. And besides, what are a few demerits compared to the opportunity to score like that?"
