"Colonel, the aliens are transforming our men into women."
"Yes Captain, I can see that," he replied, picking up his sidearm. "Are the men experiencing any other affects?"
"No sir," he replied. "Everyone reports heightened libido and a feeling of well being, but other than that the men are in perfect health. No mind control, no symbiotic link as far as we can tell, just fit, fair, and really horny."
"Excellent," said the Colonel, doffing his clothes. "I'm going to go and get a close assessment of the situation. Keep 'B' Company in the barracks. We may need to field test these changes."
