Once a Lawyer Always a Lawyer

“You may not think that much of my choice of Rachel here as a new body after driving the magic taxi for 4 months. But she’s pretty, she’s young, and she’s passed the New York Bar exam. Before my stint as a Taxi Driver, I was one of the best Divorce Lawyers on the East coast. I could protect a man’s assets or carve him up like a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Yes, the person who took over my life quit practicing law; he didn't know what I know. But I just live to go into a courtroom and tear people up on the stand. So now, here I've got years of experience and dirty tricks in this sweet innocent package. I know just the things to say to women to gain their confidence, and I’m going to have even more fun sticking it to men who should know better.

I'm going to clean up and have fun doing it. Plus Rachel's memories show that the sex with all these alpha males is pretty good too. So for me: Once a lawyer, always a lawyer.”

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Leaving the City

“Walk away from the Taxi. I am so glad to be on the street, out of that fat ass taxi drivers body. Heather here fit my criteria perfectly. She’s young, healthy, has some trust fund income, and doesn't live in this dam city.

I am so tired of New York, tiered of being dumped on, the whole thing. Hell, I never would have been caught by the Magic Taxi if my girlfriend hadn't just broken up with me. I know the stories. I know to stay out of a dirty yellow cab with a fat Italian driver who won’t meet your eyes. I know better, but I wasn't thinking, so I put my rich young male butt in the one place I couldn't buy myself out of.

And I’m sorry for Heather’s boyfriend, but if he wants to live in this city, he’s going to do it without me. Screw the roses, I’m moving to San Francisco.”

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Public Fare

“Well at least I’m not driving that cab anymore. I was all set to take the life of my fare, a rich male real estate mogul, when he pulls over and has a girl get in the cab to give him a blow job, right there in traffic. So the girl finishes, and we pull up to his stop. I look at him and say have a nice day to trip the spell.

Then for some reason he dives back in the cab. I guess he left something on the seat. So to make a long story short, I end up in the girl’s body instead.

Jenifer here is a nice enough girl, she has a number of regular clients and all, but she had this strange fetish of doing sex in public. She gets turned on by people seeing her doing guys in cabs and parks; she even got caught once in the public library between the stacks.

I guess it’s a good thing one of her regulars is a lawyer and she has friends on the police force, though the idea of sex in the back of a cop car with the sirens blaring isn't my idea of a good time.”

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Strange Place to End a Cab Ride

“I think Jane here must have been planning to jump off the bridge. I can’t figure why else to end her Taxi ride here. If she was thinking of suicide, then I guess I did her a good turn stealing her life. I can’t for the life of me see what kind of problems she had. Unmarried, with a nice body, and in good health; she was torn up about losing her mom recently, but she was set for life. I just don’t get it.

Maybe having to drive the Magic taxi will bring some purpose to her life – force her to work at something. As for me, I’ve done my stint, and I’m ready to party. I just have to walk off this dam bridge.

Maybe I can call a cab.”

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Worst Cab Ride Ever

“Dam ‘it I meant to get the man. He was the CEO of one of the biggest Auto companies in Japan. Instead, I swapped with Yuki, an Asian-American escort who specializes in handling Japanese businessmen. I don’t understand it. I never even looked at her. I even felt myself drifting towards Mr. Tanaka, so what happened?

Wait, the old bastard is turning around. He’s smiling at me and pointing towards that pendant he’s wearing. What’s that; An Anti-possession Charm? Now he’s laughing at me and walking away. Dam ‘it he knew. He knew he was in the Magic Taxi. Over three months of waiting for just the right passenger to swap with and the bastard had protection to stop the exchange.

It isn't fair! Instead of a rich CEO, I’m stuck in a petite little Japanese girl’s body. And I don’t even have her purse. How am I going to get back to her place? Man this is the worst cab ride ever.”

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A Fitting Catch for the Magic Taxi

“No darling, you've simply got to be there tonight. I'm announcing my new product line. Everyone who’s anyone is going to be following my lead on this one. I don't care if your charity event is tonight. You simply must come. I'm not going to let anything get in the way of this. My reputation as a fashion leader is at stake. 

What do you mean my priorities are wrong? Power and money are what make the town go my dear, and you'd best not forget that when you're dealing with me.

Well I'm here darling, so I'll let you go. What do you mean ‘Have a Nice Day.’ Of course I'm going to have a nice day. Wait! What's happening to me? God this can't be happening. I'm a man; an ugly disgusting little man. And my body is walking away from the cab. My voice has changed. I can't open the door.”

And so another socialite snob discovers the allure of the magic taxi, where they can check in, but may not check out. Sometimes, Karma is served.

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Taxi Team Trade Up

"I'd have never thought I'd have chosen to be a girl after driving the Magic taxi, but Jane here looked so hot, and her life sounded so good, and I was so tired of being that fat assed taxi driver that I just had to take a chance.

I know I ended up driving the taxi on a fluke. No way that the last occupant would have chosen my fat nerd body instead of my buddy Ryan's. But old Ryan's luck held true to form, and they got me by accident. So I figured I'd get a chance to trade up eventually. I just hadn't planned on being a girl.

But Jane had to start bragging about how her rich daddy spoiled her, and her big old tits poking out of her jacket just made my head spin. So now I'm Jane, and if the sex is half as good as her memories say, then I think I can learn to handle changing teams. I've gone from being a male loser, to a definite female winner in one stroke.

Thank you Magic Taxi!"

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Out From Behind the Wheel

"Man, it feels good to walk away from that stupid taxi. Four months in that fat obnoxious taxi driver's body was enough for me. Sure, I'd have liked to keep the old Johnson and stay male, but all the guys who took my taxi were butt ugly, old, or dirt poor. At least Staci here looks hot and healthy, and her memories say that she enjoyed a good active sex life.

Plus, daddy's money lets her live the good life. This outfit cost more than I made in a year. She had a couple of close friends that I'll have to watch myself around until I get the hang of her life, but that's a small problem.

Maybe I'll take a cruise or a trip to Europe while I settle in to my new life. After four months of constant driving, listening to people whine and bitch about their lives, some quiet time where someone else is behind the wheel sounds really really good. A chance to relax and try out the new equipment sounds like the perfect way to unwind.

No more driving for me."

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