“I used to spend my spring break every year possessing some big stud, and making out with hot girls while the spell lasted. Then two years ago, I tried to possess some guy with an anti-possession charm and spent 12 hours as his girlfriend instead. That’s when I discovered that sex as a hot girl beats Sex with a hot girl hands down.
Now, every chance I get, I find some hot girl headed for the beach, get something of hers to target with, and then go and work my possession spell. Stacy here was a great Memorial Day weekend target. Her boy toy Brad has already given me a great ride, and is off getting us dinner.
I’m just relaxing with the sunset, thinking how lucky I am. If it hadn't been for that accidental possession two years ago, I’d never know what a great time I was missing. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a date to finish off.”