“Hay man, it’s Dave. You think my big sister would come over here and flash her tits at you like this. Yah that Medallion we stole out of the principal’s desk really is the Medallion of Zulo. I grabbed some of my sister’s clothes out of the wash and tested it out. Fifteen minutes and I’m a copy of her, big old rack and everything.
You say you want to try it out? Yah, sure I guess so. You want to be your big brother Billy, the one that’s a running back at State? OK, that would be great. Actually, my body is getting wet just thinking about it.”
