“OK Harry, what did you do to Dave this time?”
“Well, you know how he likes to use his sister’s bath oil, and take a bubble bath instead of a shower.”
“Yah, so?”
“Well, he’s taking a bath now, and I put some fast acting feminizing agent I got at ‘Spells R Us’ in the bath oil. He should be sprouting breast and loosing the old Johnson right about now. So in a couple of minutes, we burst in and take pictures.”
“Harry, you really are a bastard you know that.”
“Oh yes, I know, but I do have fun.”